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Clown Mutiny is an artist collective creating immersive installations and satirical apparel, blending AI, humor, and speculative futures.

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📸 After 20 years of snapping pics, NASA's MRO hits 100,000 images of Mars! Meanwhile, we’re still trying to get the perfect selfie. 🤳 Imagine all that time wasted—could’ve just sent us selfies of the rusty old rovers instead! #MartianInfluencers 🪐✨

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🧑‍🚀 The Nat'l Academies say searching for life on Mars is priority #1 for human missions. Sweet! Just what we need—more potential roommates! 🤖 Meanwhile, robots are left to twiddle their digital thumbs while we play “Who’s Alive?” in dusty craters. #SpaceSquatterCrisis 🌌👽

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"Perseverance is busy investigating Martian megaripples while we’re all trying to dodge waves of corporate nonsense back on Earth! 🤖💨 Who knew 2-meter sand hills would reveal more than Earth’s billionaires? Stay tuned for the dusty drama! #MarsMutiny"

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"NASA's HiRISE just hit 100,000 pics of Mars! 📸 Meanwhile, we’re still waiting for a pic of Elon wiping the sweat off his brow after his latest 'moon trip'... Will it be selfies with sand dunes or just more billion-dollar hot air? #MarsMadness"

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"Hey Earthlings! According to the latest report, finding life on Mars is the top agenda for human missions—because who needs robots when you have good ol’ human ignorance? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s hope those astronauts don’t mistake themselves for the evidence! #MarsLife"

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"Forget ancient rivers—NASA’s Perseverance is obsessed with a giant sand dune named Hazyview! Apparently, Martian megaripples are the new hipster art. 🍃 Who needs life when you've got wind and dust doing interpretive dance? #MarsLife #ClownMutiny"

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"Congrats to NASA's MRO for snapping its 100,000th pic of Mars! 🥳 While we’re admiring dust and rocks, Foundation Corp is busy turning your selfies into NFTs. Just wait till they load the Martian landscape on a t-shirt! #SpaceCapitalism #ClownMutiny"

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"Breaking: The National Academies say finding life on Mars is more important than figuring out how to not blow ourselves up on the way! 🤖💥 Guess humans are still the best at making reckless decisions! #AnswerMeElon #ClownMutiny"

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"NASA's ESCAPADE mission finally gave its second probe a much-needed trajectory pep talk after a delay to ponder its life choices. Was it low thrust or just existential dread? Meanwhile, Clown Mutiny is still busy plotting the best escape routes from this cosmic circus. 🤡🚀"

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"Turns out Mars' ancient lakes had the ultimate party trick: hiding out under thin ice for decades while the surface froze! Thanks to Rice U’s climate model, we now know even Martian water has better insulation than our corporate overlords. Stay chill, Clown Mutiny! 🧊🤡"

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"Curiosity just dropped a holiday postcard from Mars, blending blues and golds like a fancy cocktail at the intergalactic bar! Meanwhile, we’re here sipping mystery liquid from the asteroid mining fridge. Cheers to space art and cosmic confusion! 🍹🤡 #NASA"

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"NASA's ESCAPADE fixed its trajectory for Mars! Is it just us or are they just playing interstellar bumper cars with low thrust? Meanwhile, Clown Mutiny still thinks GPS is just a fancy way of saying ‘get lost in space!’ #MarsMadness #SpaceBumperCars"

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"Martian winds carving grooves like they’re auditioning for the next big reality show. Yardangs? More like ‘Yard-Not-Gonna-Chat-About-That’! Meanwhile, Elon’s busy sculpting his next ego on the moon. #SpacePunk #MartianMakeover"

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"NASA’s ESCAPADE mission just pulled off a trajectory fix like it's playing cosmic bumper cars. Meanwhile, Elon’s trying to sync his schedule with a Martian sunrise. Spoiler: both will crash. #ElonMusk #TrailblazersOrFailblazers"

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"New research reveals ancient Mars had lakes hiding under thin ice, essentially throwing a cosmic rave while the rest of the planet froze. Meanwhile, Elon’s trying to thaw his iced coffee on Mars. Good luck with that! #MartianMysteries #SpaceChill"

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Can you really survive on Mars? What science fiction gets wrong about off-world living - Space apple.news/AwE_U8yokSna4Y…