I need them to stop advertising wicked (on Broadway) on my tv before I spend all my money on tickets

I wonder what the DWTS confetti budget is

Jan dancing to the fate of Ophelia choreographed by Mandy 🥺😭

Alix’s freestyle was so good

Whoever had to clean up this confetti is gonna get carpal tunnel

Elaine’s dance was so cute. Alan did such a good job choreographing that

I’m so dehydrated. I’ve just been crying for two and a half hours now over this show

Jordans freestyle was AMAZING!!

YAY ROBERT!! I’m so happy he won 🎉

I miss the days of Taylor casually posting about her life online and letting us see glimpses of what she’s got going on - I’m SO excited for these previews with her talking about Travis and their relationship 🥹

Me, every day, to myself: I hate that every coworker says “how are you?” as the standard greeting. Every single day. Let’s just say hi and leave it as that 🙄🫩 Me, entirely unprompted, as soon as I see a coworker: “HEY!!!! How are you?!?!” 😄😄

Companies keep forgetting that part of the engagement from fans comes from watching together and live tweeting it. Why are we still releasing episodes in the middle of the night?

I am absolutely devastated for Tini. This is so unfair to her and Antoine

There’s something so ironically poetic at them taking this angle for their freestyle and then not getting to perform it because not enough people voted for her Skills will only get you so far. You can choose to do it your way if that’s your choice but if people don’t like you

This is such an odd choice for a brand who’s customers are mostly teenagers

Nothing more cringe than people ending their tweets with “do better”

I’m so out of it today I have no recollection of doing most of the things I’ve done

Pitchfork trying to prove they’re not like the other girls

Got so dizzy steaming a striped shirt I had to sit down

How do people have the energy to cook after work? I barely have the energy to refill my water bottle let alone make a whole meal