Everyone going out tonight will be single #playball

First beers in a month and a half and my shitty college hoops team driving me to self harm

FIRE DIEBLER INTO THE FUCKING SUN MY GOD

First golf of the year and just saved par on the par 3 (I am +17 through 6)

They forget that Steve Blake was a fucking demon

I did and I cheated on her #WeGayNow #GodHelpMe

About to accept a job in western Kansas

Goes to show that 2 inches is a lot

Just had to send the text “ Sorry I’ve been unwell I got reminded this weekend why I don’t drink anymore” to almost a dozen people

Fire Diebler.

The four main cities in America: — Cleveland — Columbus — Cincinnati — Cleveland Heights

Garden City Kansas’s Touchtunes are gonna be in shambles by the time I get there (every nonwhite artist will be disabled to play)

Idk I just saw everyone posting this gif and I wanted in on the fun

At the Illini bar but all I can think about is the Dayton Flyers who are probably about to skullfuck me and Steve “The Judge” Eppers in a minute here

Burner meetup at Nisei Lounge in 7 minutes (I lost my credit card so you will buy drinks)

Don’t think that’s normally how it goes

One of you motherfuckers is also here I know it

The greatest leak of all time. Shit went triple platinum in my Pontiac right before COVID

Tennessee sucks. Fuck you, girl I was with that banged Zakai Zeigler

Less than 2 weeks until an influx of white women overtake my city just to post Chicago Freestyle on their Instagram story