my lack of hoes is even apparent on email bruh

transferring large amounts of money to different bank accounts is terrifying because it legit just sits in some void for a few business days

hate when i get customers like can u not see im busy on facebook marketplace rn?

that tweet was

KeySavvy Hey KeySavvy, my car is still sitting in my driveway. Gathering dust. After two weeks. I can’t register it, so it sits. Your promised temporary license plates are illegal in Massachusetts. Contrary to the claims on your website. I need that car for my family!

bro absolute fuckin geeker in my store holy shit

arguing on facebook rn feeling good

who up twerkin on the haters

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

already sooo many customers…

this shift goin by slow asf kill me now

my bad shouldve tweeted about pee instead sorry guys

something is deeply wrong with me… not sure what yet but i promise you something is

“I do NOT listen to “sped-up” versions. I do NOT listen to “chipmunk” covers. I listen to Nightcore. And if there isn’t an anime girl in the thumbnail, I do NOT listen.”

just cringed at myself how do i take this back

im sooo fucking tired ive just been in and out of sleep all morning and im losing it