Michael Phelps is the most dominant athlete in any sport ever

23 Olympic gold medals, against the elite of the elite

Will simply never be repeated by anyone

A true freak.

Reflect on this whenever they drop the next PsyOp.

I paid for Tinder plus at the start of covid, back when I used to develop software for Google

I programmed an algorithm to search every major city in the world on the app

And swipe yes to every girl that had

“Vaccinated: No” in her bio

Wherever I go, I now have a database of

OF managers cant fathom running a business that improves guys lives…

Most dont know what it feels like to operate at 100%

Currently training for my 2nd fight

I swim 2k every morning, box every evening, degening every week

Im 27 and have more energy now than when I was 18

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Always be weary of the holier than thou archetype on this app, especially if hiding behind a cartoon profile picture

They ALWAYS have something to hide, hence why they are quite literally hiding

I promise you, this isn’t a Muslim Vs. Christians tweet

This goes for ALL

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Dunno who tweeted it but it was the truest shit I’ve seen in a while, been playing on my mind since

Guys talking about girls being washed at 30

Yet, it’s FAR more common for some guy to be a fat washed up nerd at 30

After Indefinitely accepting his life long fate at SoyaCorp,

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David Foster is the most accomplished sportsman- he's won over one thousand championships

(Completely trivial and I only knew this as he's my cousin)

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Some of the universe’s greatest truths are only revealed to you after a certain CTE 🧠 threshold

Your brain loses it ability to over think analytically

You simply slur whatever comes into your head first, rawest form of thought

Tapped directly into the divine

I’d prefer to be

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He is still impressive AF tho