Pulled up next to a hooker on the street corner right as the taco bell bong sound reverberated thru my entire car because my online order was successfully placed

This is the level of precision they’ve always been capable of. When they flatten tent camps in Gaza, it’s not because they were targeting one member of Hamas. It’s because they enjoy bombing tent camps

I saw an Ice cream truck drive down the street of my apartment earlier today and i was so shocked. Thought it was like one of those tv cliches thats been cemented in the public conscious despite not being around anymore, I didn't know they still got active like that

What did he mean by this

The coworker politics try not to blow your shit smoove off challenge (99% fail)

back in 2020 spotify did this thing where it showed you artists who you shared listening habits with and I thought it was a joke back then but now I realize it was probably true

jim went stupid on this one open.spotify.com/track/4JMRpe5s…

get my momma off whatever side of Facebook she on right now

I have not posted a picture of my self in a while my bad . I got new glasses

Been enjoying this fit recently

I've tried to remember the times in my life when I was the most hungry, most thirsty, most exhausted..if you're anything like me you don't have a single experience that's close to the same galaxy as what Amjad and the people of Gaza are going through daily. Pls help if you can.

I don’t think there is any policy sea change on Gaza coming, I don’t think there is a new wave of humanitarian consciousness, I think there are just people who are now piping up because they realize how harshly they will be judged in the future for their present and past actions

attempting to find an affordable car on the lot that doesnt have a fake price

saw a pic of wim wenders for the first time and he just looks like if david lynch and steven spielberg ran into each other really hard

every time you look up a musician, google will show the other musicians you've looked up recently and without fail i always perceive it as a band's list of members at first. This one really made me laugh

found myself wondering the other day "i wonder what kenny beats is up to" and turns out he's been producing the new geese album i've been hyped about for months. okay sure yeah