time between "Star Wars" films' release dates author unknown

"experts" tell you not to look at screens before bed bc it "messes up your circadian rhythm" but they're just lying so that they can enjoy unfettered high speed connections at bedtime. they want the night internet all to themselves

So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.) Today, I officially librated that ending. Er, what does that mean? 🧵

1943

LIFE magazine captured this image outside of Rialto Theater, a skid row flesh palace on south State Street, in 1966. At that time, the venue offered a nudist film — Let's Go Native — and a live burlesque show to their clientele. #Chicago #photograghy #1960s #burlesque

In 1826, Louis-Philippe commissioned the painter Horace Vernet to paint the Battle of Valmy. Louis-Philippe and his younger brother occupy a small but significant part of the frame, in the foreground presenting a report to a higher officer — the 1820s version of a PR campaign.

Run away! Run away!

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

Maybe the end of an era as the use of ' (single tick) as a package separator may be on the way out in Perl. github.com/Perl/perl5/pul…

Friday

faking it

Recently Trend Micro uncovered a new Mac malware specimen with a propensity for stealing keychains! 🔓 See: trendmicro.com/en_us/research… Just added the "KeySteal" sample to our 🍎malware repo: objective-see.org/malware.html (direct dl: objective-see.com/downloads/malw… pw: infect3d) #SharingIsCaring

(Thread) In the first What If? book, I answered a question about cooking a steak by dropping it from space. At one point, I commented—jokingly!—that if anyone put a steak in a hypersonic wind tunnel to gather better data, I’d love to see the video. Well, I have good news.

Looking forward to what b r e a k m a s t e r cylinder can accomplish with riffusion.com/about

My favorite extinct North American mega fauna is the mastodon.

huh, it worked.

putting Mastodon handle in your bio will give an error now. Pathetic.

I once ran an online platform that grew to be used by hundreds of thousands of people. some of them chose to use it to mock and insult me endlessly. It’s pretty wild watching someone actually do the sort of petty revenge I would only joke about in my despair.

Tom Lehrer has put all his songs online (including lyrics & sheet music), and given away all rights to them. The site will only be up for a limited time. This is a very niche tweet that will make a small segment of people very happy. tomlehrersongs.com