After a rough couple weeks of spending unfortunately I might have to get an occupational obligations such called a J slur or J*B… wish me luck Best Hillary

Fuck you COACH PRIME I had y’all -5.5 you blow fucking dick

Started sports betting again yesterday I remember why I quit…

3 NEEDS for the night * LSU to cover 6.5 * Ole miss to cover 3.5 * Meet a 4/10 at the bar and take her home Make America great again.

Only thing I learned today is Kyler fucking blows

And to the Kansas defensive coordinator fuck you lick my balls Best Hilary

They are not gonna drink themselves Jen “Hot Rod” Italia get to stepin

Please Kansas Men’s Basketball be good save the city

Death, Taxes and JAYHAWKS BY A FUCKING MILLIE #FUCKKSTATE

Your telling me, your telling me I just sat in the rain for 3 hours freezing cold lost the game and then still have to pay 20 dollar cover and 8 bucks a drink for some watered down wells? FUCK ME

Best thing I have seen today, happy Thursday Best Hillary

Keshie or egg pie I think egg pie * fuck you joe your a bitch

Death taxed and free drinks at ricks #letsride #yourgirlisaalut #rockchalk

And yes, I am the guy that connects with rockets on linked in so hopefully one day when I am successful. Well you can imagine what I was gonna say after that #expand

You know what first week back sitting in the front row looking fresh as fuck just a statement for my professor to know I stand on business.

Anyone else try to piss in the blue thing while in the pisser #electric #ferda

Weekend break down •Blacked out both nights •sold every girl that I talked to •got bitch slapped by the bartender •spent easily 300$ (100$ on Ubers) •Wrapped up the weekend with some homework A weekend for the books!

How I was moving first weekend back compared to second weekend back.

Did not think pulling trig in Allen at 8 am was on my bingo card but here we are.

This half time show is the only thing that makes me hate like for then theta brauds.