Nicely done. Thank you Amy Klobuchar.

My people have found me! Or at least the one other person at work that is waiting for #ReadyPlayerTwo We’re so excited! #gunterlife

The house of mouse should be ashamed. #DisneyMustPay

It me!

GOOD MORNING, FRIENDS! Poetry For Neanderthals got nominated for 2020 Toy of the Year. AANNNND It's on sale on our website right now. shop.explodingkittens.com/products/poetr…

#beeroclock w/ the Grandmaster

i’m pleased to introduce y’all to my newest obsession - - - accidental renaissance photos: a thread

NASA Curiosity Rover Plummets 100 Feet Off Martian Crater Edge While Trying To Take Selfie bit.ly/3lryJ7p

Me in court: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Today I will straighten a few things out for everyone here. You know a song is an absolute banger when it starts with bagpipes. Your honor, may I present Evidence A, “Shoots and Ladders” by Korn

Holee fuck Wearing my #bluebox tshirt in solid state device class and teacher asks what the circuit on my shirt is. 15 min later still explaining TO THE WHOLE CLASS what #phreaking is and the different boxes. I had to explain payphones.

Today is happiest day for me in forever!! One of my fave indie bands from misspent youth is back and putting on show in April!!! #littlebluecrunchythings is back and I'm going! Shank Hall get ready! youtu.be/dtVGy2ozh0A

I never thought I would find a show where I hate every character except one person who isn't the main but #YTheLastMan is that show.

Working on a scary theater environment, I should warn you that there's a jump scare at the end #screenshotsaturday

if you retweet THIS... I will love your face. Hardcore.

OVERTIME SOLUTIONS ALL SPORTS. NFL: Field Goal Contest BASEBALL: Bunt Off/HR Derby coin flip BASKETBALL: Sudden Death Free Throws SOCCER: Golden Goal HOCKEY: Fight. BOXING: Fight until KO. No more judges ALL HS/YOUTH SPORTS: Fight

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