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What I’m too old to do is go to jail for poontang. Prison’s been trying to get me all my life. It ain’t got me yet. The day it does, it won’t be because of you. No offense.

That would have been a strong episode.

Randy actually likes me. The problem is, his wife hates me. And his wife has him whipped like a broke-dick dog. So, he has to force himself to hate me too.

That is unfortunate.

Want a ride, hot stuff?

Strong.

Ok, who wants to go fishing with me this weekend?

Strong.

I will. As long as your friends don’t take another step.

Yes, we do.

Shit…

You know she’s bitching. Because her lips are moving.

Terrible Matt Helm.

From what I saw, I think I did him a favor.

I wouldn’t mind being at the bottom of that mud-sandwich.

Yep, totally an accident.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Ever been to Houston? I spent two weeks once on a Houston chain gang. In August, no less. It’s the last cop’s jaw I ever broke, I can tell you that.

Hey, does George Spahn still own this ranch?

Didn’t check ID, huh?