Everyone say happy birthday to my wife

Your back does not hurt because you are in your late 20’s , your back hurts because you have bad posture and a weak core

The beach on a warm fall day <3

I understand why knife skills are important but I do just love chopping my food crazy style sometimes

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

Stay out of women’s business

This is huge

Delta you are responsible for so much of my psychic damage with your constant flight delays and now you have taken away the one thing that brings me joy when I board a flight that was meant to leave hours ago - the trivia tournament game… bring it back. NOW Delta

Im realizing i was private when i tweeted this so let me go on public to say I NEED THE TRIVIA TOURNAMENT GAME BACK. For my sanity. Please @delta

The cat yearns for creatine

The spray tan artist needs to answer for this bc why did they give her the donald