The moment I realized my three year old was already smarter than me was when he colored in this picture and I said “but aren’t stoplights usually red, yellow and green?” and he goes “the car is stopped, it’s a red light.”

I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.

*Me stealing all the muffins from a charity bake sale and eating them all* I didn't even train for this. I didn't pay for the muffins. The most muffins I'd ever eaten at a time before this was 2. Today I ate 12.

My husband said “red tailed hawk” which only like halfway to eagle 😂

Moms in TV ads are almost always wearing this exact outfit and yet I’ve never seen a human woman wear this outfit in real life.

I promise however good you think this little girl is going to be at roaring like a lion, she is better instagram.com/reel/C6J-AoKqf…