Waiting for the Taylor Swift Mad Woman merch collection: victorian nightgowns. Would purchase 10/10.

The best part about this is the JFK reference at the end. I think that's called a burn, Joey.

We. Are. Ready.

Cat food is shaped like cat food...for the cats? So when they see a fish in the real world, they will know it is food. We must train them to survive the apocalypse.

OTD children from all over the U.K. are boarding the Hogwarts Express. Are they wearing masks? Do the masks have house symbols on them? Slytherins are not wearing masks.

Bernie is making. . . period jokes?

Can we agree that this version of #TheWitches probably doesn't end with the narrator accepting a shorter, non-human lifespan for the sake of companionship?

This is the kind of energy we need. Dr. Jill at work. Second Man(?) quitting to be a better Second Man. Rupert Grint's bebe. 2020 has been holding out on us.

Taylor Swift is my muse. Country-hair Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift's muse. #taylorsversion

Never have I ever seen so many braces at the Olympics.

I, too, am still on the family plan.

Poirot, but he's solving the murder in "The Night that the Lights Went Out in Georgia".

As someone who lives on the disappeared sections of the green line, I would like to remind everyone that neither Cambridge nor Somerville are part of Boston, but Brighton is.

Writing a book proposal.

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