I don’t know if history has ever seen a bigger sell out, but I’m sure time will tell… For now, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez takes the cake.

POV: You and the homies just ordered a mountain of wings Gimme Gimme and every Friday they’re just $1 each all night. Look how happy Berto is, you too can be this happy tonight if you try hard and believe in yourself. 🤠

I’m at Mi Tierra for EL GRITO and mgmt just told me they’re saving this spot for my picture mural as the patron saint of being necio.

I’m opening Gimme Gimme at noon tomorrow for the game ⚜️ and we’ll have the sound on, a FREE venison chili Frito pie bar, and an array of bevs to keep the game day vibes going. This will be a preview of our new Fall hours launching soon and a new menu next week. 🤠

Can yall run this up for me ? And I’ll love yall forever ??🫶 Please don’t be shine to ask me for a quote !

Doors are open now Gimme Gimme… Games on with sound, Frito pie bar is live, geaux Saints. 🤠⚜️

WHO DAT ⚜️

Few things make me happier than sad Cowboys fans every other week. ⚜️

Imma just show up at a random ass office job’s break room tomorrow morning just to hate on the Cowboys.

I guess it would be a proper time to tell you about Chef Santi’s de Leche De Tigre chilaquiles takeover at Amor Eterno next Sunday.

Imma work out today, but I’m also going to drink a Dr. Pepper after at some point.

All that last drive tells me is that The Saints are going to cook these Eagles next week… ⚜️

Can’t stand a chatty Cathy in the sauna- MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP… Some of us are listening to Tony Bennett.

Every Wednesday you can grab this bad boy any way you like it, and for a few select hours of that experience you can have me make your cocktail with extremely unlimited eye contact Gimme Gimme (from 6-9pm). 🍸

Sometimes you’re at work setting up the new cable so you guys can watch sports ball and your Chef/ partner presents the final form of this beauty: The all new Montenegro berry cheesecake Gimme Gimme is available tonight in limited quantities... Spoiler: IT FUCKS. 🤠

About to get all faded and start calling everyone CHAMACOS tonight.