Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was staring at myself for an hour

Gay men who refuse to consume any male made hip-hop are HUGE red flags. Iykyk.

Justice for my rich, dumb as fuck, horny, crackhead queen 😭😭😭

I smoke my weed, listen to music, mind my business, ignore phone calls and text messages

The ADHD diet is just accidental intermittent fasting for 16 hours, followed by a meal that looks like a raccoon raided a pantry. My body: "We need nutrients." Me: "Say no more." *Eats a slice of deli ham, a handful of chocolate chips, and a cold tortilla over the sink.*

The silence in the room when this came on our screen… garbage girl

Me to people who don't listen to Kelela's remix albums or side quests

#WHOREMEMBERS

this is so sick

Crying to the Wuthering Heights soundtrack on the bus. Charli *Vers Queen* xcx is a musical genius.

Kinda wanna get sober but that means I won’t be able to smoke and listen to Take Me Apart on repeat, so I never will.

I’m crying tears of happiness

That’s crazy man it’s almost like your perceptions of Islam have been completely false this entire time!

Forgot I was in public and accidentally rapped the whole final Heated verse on the bus

I was defending Miley in the lunch tables after the 2013 VMAs where's my invite

Sun is out means first wake and bake of the year. I feel the depression leaving my body.

I’m dead serious when I say that Charli should get acknowledged by the Oscars for The Moment. I creased and cried the whole time, both times I’ve seen it.

I need a new Janelle Monáe album NOW.