We’re throwing a pizza party for my 32nd birthday with my Ooni pizza oven, and the brand new modular table built specifically for the oven arrived smashed up on one corner. Really hoping to hear back from customer service with a good solution to have a working table in time.

I was always aware that my husband was out of the loop with respect to celebrity gossip, but he just asked me in a very confused tone if Miley Cyrus was married to Bruno Mars.

FEAR THE JUNGLE 🔥! The nation’s longest home winning streak belongs to Auburn Basketball !! #WarEagle

ERHMAGERD!!!!!!!! #MightyNein

Cancel Netflix. They just lost my business. "Password-sharing" is not a thing, it's called password-using. This is regressive bullshit borne out of capitalist greed to squeeze more money out of us. People paid for a password and they use it wherever they go.

Shout out to my cost saving MVP, Netflix for the cash I’ll save from cancelling my subscription. Your new policy is dumb. #passwordsharing

Rewatching The West Wing bc why not, and the most ridiculous thing I’ve spotted so far is that a call girl working in Washington DC wouldn’t know what POTUS stands for.

Well I’m about to lose access to Twitter because I can’t remember my password to remove 2FA, which seems like a bad thing to do in the first place. It’s been real, folks. Catch you on the flip side.

Apparently Stitch Fix is out here trying to start the drama 😈🎭 Pro tip: Unless you are specifically asked to do so by the bride/groom/couple, DON’T WEAR WHITE TO A WEDDING, y’all!

Iowa Men’s Basketball

Chase called it. 🗣️ Coop crushed it. 🚀 B4 | Auburn 2, Missouri 0

Spot the difference.

I just right now discovered that Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Phoebe Bridgers are different people…ngl I just thought that the Fleabag actress had a very diverse career…

This is the first time in 60 years that both actors and writers have gone on strike at the same time. Entertainment folks, post your most absurd royalty check below so people can understand just how badly you’re getting screwed!

YOU'RE ON SCHOLARSHIP‼️ Well deserved, Garrison Walker 🦅

Cool Jimmy Buffet story- one time he was flying his own plane to Jamaica with Bono (as one does) and the Jamaican authorities misidentified his plane as being a weed smugglers plane and they opened fire on it with automatic weapons as he was trying to land it in the bay. He

I just wrote a review on Chia Pet - Star Wars The Child yotpo.com/go/CWdYoSQc via @yotpo Sharing this because they will give me a discount…

And another Auburn Basketball watch party tomorrow at stone soup company in Ybor. Tip-off at 1:00 pm. Come join us for some AU basketball, strong drinks, and delicious food.