What the rest of the world sees ev’ry time Donald J. Trump says anything #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

There’s a man with a gun robbin’ a store ‘cause they was out of Brussel sprouts! This has gotta stop ‘cause I can grow more on my farm!

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I’ll have ya know I went all the way to fourth grade and then I stopped ‘cause I already knew ev’rythin’ and the teacher couldn’t teach me nothin’ else I’m the smartest person on my farm! Just ask Mothie and Hen, they’ll tell ya #MakeAmericaSmartAgain

Y’all ain’t poor, you’re spoilt Work hard and pay your bills with cash I work sunup to sundown and I ain’t got time to worry ‘bout my secur’ty system! I got my handy dandy pew pew to make all the money I need! #MakeAmericaNotSpoiltAgain

Y’all I plow my own fields all the time ‘cause I’m a strong woman! My fingers are so strong they could plow the field all by themselves all day and all night! x.com/PapaBobz/statu…

Only a real cowgirl rides the bulls and not some li’l only pansy cow Real bull girls got the guts to milk the bulls too I ain’t no li’l ol’ wimpy cowgirl, I’m a bull girl

Y’all today is the bestest day of my life! Even better’n meetin’ our lord and savior last week MTG herself stopped by the farm today and we hopped on the tractor and we worked real hard get the crops out so Trump can keep his promises I wish ev’ryone was as good as Large Marge

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Find ya a full clothed mole rat to follow out of there! Don't follow nekked ones ‘cause they’re just gonna go to the frat house and not outside I seen the movie ‘bout the animals that get nekked and go to parties and spell out PIG They're so dumb, even I know what that spelt

NO WAY FELIPE WE MADE IT, IT’S OURS AMERICA FIRST, AMERICA ONLY 🇺🇸 #USAUSAUSA #AmericaFirst