Watching snakes on a plane before a flight to Mexico #stupid

Everything in life happens for a reason. People come and go, but the people that matter the most are always there for you. #thetruth

I dread Monday more than Snooki's gynecologist on check up day.

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It's not hard. #ZING

Enough dirty eating. Clean bulk resumes tomorrow. #gladthistripisover #shittymexicanfood

Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn't make them fat...it makes them alive.

HAIL TO THE VICTORS! 4-seed Michigan dominates 3 Florida, 79-59, advances to first Final Four since the Fab Five in 1993.

Sirkle chicken stir fry. Great way to start off the week #amazing #doublemeat #foodporn

A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets...you don't know where to put your hands.

Great to see the jays getting run support #abouttime #ilovethisteam

Time for some #walkingdead nice way to spend the night

Breakfast of champs!! #timetogrow #yaabuddy

Officiating crew is doing a horrible job #replacementrefs #letsgoblue

Guest posing this weekend in Stratford, Ontario Canada!... fb.me/NfkUGpRE

Why is letting go always the hardest thing to do

@LiindsayClark how's that happen you have such a heavy foot!! #crazydriver

Legs are officially trashed..... Two more clients then time to kick back and relax #weekend #notwalkingtomorrow #doesanyonehaveawalker

Yaaaaa buddy!! Love seeing those leafs lose!! #awesome #embarrassing #BostonStrong

Bye bye 4-1 lead!! Hello overtime!! #Bruins #BostonStrong

if you aren't watching the bruins, leafs game, re-evaluate your life!!!