Bridget Jones was sexually harassed at both of her workplaces in the movie

Sir have you even watched Bridget Jones?

Yes of course, let me just cut open my womb and show you my contracting uterus. No problem x

Me

analyzing these shows on my close friends and im just wondering… who is winning in a fight

If I quit my job now, am I eligible?

Bree Van de Kamp would literally bake them in a cake and make the others eat it

this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her

2) "Half-Tax” at Christmas Your Christmas shopping gets state planning here. • Half tax rate in November/December • More cash for presents and festivities • Same annual tax - just redistributed Even Santa gets help from the Norwegian state.

can’t stop thinking about this #TheTraitors

I would rather lose the money by allowing a traitor into the final than see Jake make it one more night #TheTraitorsUK

"Smells like off milk and.. kinda poo?" Linda : #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK

the reason dogs aren’t allowed everywhere babies are isn’t that movie theater owners somehow haven’t realized that a little dog sleeping quietly in a purse is less disruptive than a screaming baby. it’s because babies are human beings

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

Freedom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

i got a 30 minute train ride from berlin airport to berlin city centre last week - it cost me £3.70. the 25 minute train journey from clapham junction to gatwick airport cost me £20. we are being absolutely robbed

If we can waste all that Co2 sending Katy Perry to space for 11 mins then we can bring back proper hummus lids. I’ve had enough. You can’t transport it anywhere after and the hummus goes brown, plus you can’t even recycle the plastic of the new lids.

obviously Succession is great but I'm thinking I've reached my fill of art about rich people

Kneecap didn't "pull out" of TRNSMT - Kneecap were removed.