Limited Edition #getyouone

Tension and drama non-stop. Some good, much bad. We’ve booked our place in the next round. Well done @lionesses for keeping your heads and playing your game. Very #proud #itscominghome #theoffsideruleisprettyfuckingsimple

To our fans, THANK YOU 💘

What on Earth about this situation caused a man on the Metro to stop me with “aaahhh...Américain?” #wwc2019

Did Adama Traore just spit his gum onto the pitch? Who does he think picks that shit up? #dobetter #inorganicmatter

delicious scenes from Nicholas Soames

Top lolz

I just want to offer this to any of my Arsenal-supporting friends. Fully welcome #ManchesterUnited #manutdarsenal

What.Fresh.Hell.Is.This?

The autopilot me who is in charge of keys, glasses, oyster card, phone and wallet in the twenty minutes before I try to leave the house is a dickbitch with no loyalty.

I have a theory that no one truly enjoys bananas.

It.Is.Done. Took all of my faculties to resist the temptation to draw a massive penis being used as a maypole by 9 smaller penises #vote #StopBrexit

Absolutely thrilled to announce that Clare-Hope Ashitey is to star in ABC's new pilot #HarlemsKitchen! deadline.com/2020/03/harlem…

Cooooool that all those companies I unsubscribed from definitely did not delete my details. Thanks for the COVID-19 update 👍🏾

Charlie Watts air drumming at home is all I’ve ever wanted #OneWorldTogetherAtHome

Kept expecting/reallyreally hoping that this lady would pop in and nab Charlie Watts #OneWorldTogetherAtHome

So are we basically living out The Purge until Christmas? Because I’m ready to cut fools morning til night and am currently held back by the thinnest of waffers of mint #washyoureffinghands #wearyoureffingmask