I have got this enormous rental Dodge truck though, land of the free etc

Out of office on for 3 weeks 😎

So kris is one of the cleverest people I’ve ever met, but earlier on he said to me (completely earnestly) “we won’t see the eclipse in the UK because by the time it’s got here it will be dark” - and I cannot stop thinking about it

I need to pack for an 18 day holiday across four time zones with temperatures between 0 and 35 degrees. Easy!!!!!!!!

Tory staffer here demonstrating his working knowledge of ‘women’

Toddlers have appalling taste

If you try to feed them we will kill you

30 *years* of ambulance time

Misogyny? Surely not!!!!!!!!

Dreamt last night that Wendy Burn CBE (She/her) was using her status as ex-president of the Royal College of Psychiatrists to advertise travel insurance

Post nights/British summer time body clock obliteration over here

4/4 strike nights done, no ambulance waits and the sun is out ✌️

I have horrible abdominal pain post nights and am considering having a little cry

Strike night shift 1/4 done, we move

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