🎭✨ This Is Nacho Average School Night 🌮🌍 Join Us for Multicultural Night at Barton! 5/14! 🌍✨ Henna? Yes. 🌮 Food? Absolutely. 🎤 Performances? You bet. 👀 You? Hopefully.

Teacher Appreciation Week: May 5–9 Here’s what your donation can do: $4 = snack (so they don’t cry into a granola bar) $6 = breakfast (aka emotional support bagels) $10 = lunch (because pizza > patience) Please send in donations labeled "Teacher Appreciation Week"

⚾️It’s a Hit! PTA Night at the Phillies!⚾️ We’ve extended the deadline to Monday, 4/14 because we love you more than the Phanatic loves dancing on dugouts. Yes, it’s a Wednesday night, but c’mon — what’s more educational than live stats and stadium snacks!?

It’s Giving... Sleepy, but Make It Generous! Let's support the Roc Solid Foundation Together!

🚨Color Run Update: Because nothing screams “fun” like rescheduling. The new date is Saturday, May 3rd. Same time, same place—just with a touch more confusion and an extra week to pretend we’re organized.

Interested in joining the PTA? We are looking to fill the treasurer position ;) come on, we know you want to! Please email us at [email protected]

🐔 Why did the chicken join the PTA? To help raise some cluckin’ money. Join us this Thursday, May 1st for our Chick-fil-A Dine & Donate! 📱 Mobile orders only — through the app 📍 Haddonfield Road or Garden State Plaza ✅ Select Clara Barton at checkout

🌸 If May had a slogan, it would be: "Oh, you thought April was busy? Hold my drink." In the meantime — here’s what’s coming up faster than you can say "Wait, what day is it?" 👇 Plan accordingly. Pace yourself. Maybe hydrate. We're in the home stretch people - we can do this.

☀️ Color Run is TOMORROW, and guess what? No rain. No excuses. Just neon, chaos, and airborne dye particles. We know—you were secretly hoping Mother Nature would save you. But nope. It’s happening.

PTA Meeting: Tomorrow, 5/7 @ 7pm Come for the pretzels. Stay because you feel socially obligated. We’ll have water (fancy), pretzels (salted), and guest speaker Matt Tanzer from Wait Until 8th. Also, PTA board elections—aka democracy but with fewer bribes.

👑 Happy Nurse’s Day to the one and only QUEEN of care, Nurse Becker! 🩺 From ice packs to emotional support, she does it all with grace, grit, and a stash of Band-Aids that could rival CVS. Barton runs better because of her — and we bow down. Thank you, Nurse Becker! 💙💉

Get a Tan, Blow a Whistle, Feel Alive. Field Day is almost here, and we need volunteers to help wrangle sponge relays, soccer chaos, and highly competitive cup stacking. Claim your station before someone else nabs the shady spot: 👉 signupgenius.com/go/5080E4BA5A7…

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🍗 Come Get Sauced! (For a Good Cause) Because nothing pairs better with buffalo wings than a side of altruism. Join us on Monday, May 19th from 5–9 PM for a Dine & Donate night that’s finger-lickin’ fundraising.

📘 Buy the yearbook. You’ll look at it once, then stick it in a closet until your kid has kids. 📝 Order form in folders 💸 $20 cash or check to Clara Barton PTA ⏳ First come, first served – no online orders 📦 Yearbooks arrive the last week of school

🎉 The countdown is ON — to summer break, freedom, and the blessed day when you’ll no longer have to endure these obnoxious PTA posts. Until then, enjoy this calendar of chaos, clap-outs, and popsicle bribery — all powered by caffeine and sheer willpower.

🛼 Get Wheel-y Excited — I’ll See Myself Out 🛼 That’s right, Barton fam — it’s time to roll deep. Join us TOMORROW at Hot Wheelz for a night of skating, stumbling, and pretending this counts as a family workout! See you TOMORROW!

Wellness, but make it cute. Coach Hines is bringing the Jazzercise, and we're bringing the vibes. 🕺💃 Wellness Day is June 3rd—stuff a small stuffed animal in that backpack, throw on your comfiest clothes, and get ready to feel good, Barton-style. ✨🧸 #WellnessDay2025

🍦Come for the sugar rush, stay because you legally have to. It’s Popsicles & Playground at Clara Barton on Thursday, June 12th at 6:30pm — where kids run wild, popsicles melt instantly, and adults pretend this is relaxing. 📢 This is NOT a drop-off event! ;)

📚✏️ Calling all future Barton families! Kindergarten Orientation is happening Monday, June 2nd at 6:30PM at Clara Barton. This is an adults-only info night, so book those babysitters! We can’t wait to welcome you to the nest! 🐣💕 #KindergartenOrientation #ClaraBartonElementary