Wordle is going to beat me today!

No idea how I managed that. Wordle gods whispering in my ear again... Wordle 285 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ah! The day of spotting the Fools jokes in your inbox...

Stuck in the four-guess rut: Wordle 286 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Goal: three for three for three this week Wordle 289 3/6 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 290 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 291 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Getting worse as the week progresses... Wordle 292 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Appalling... Wordle 293 X/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩

Lucky guess Wordle 296 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Feeling smug: Wordle 307 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The closest I'll ever get to one guess: Wordle 311 2/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Nice! Wordle 318 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

Another great tree has fallen. #QueenElizabeth

I spotted this disgusting, misogynistic add on the London Overground yesterday. Right next to an ad about fighting financial abuse by your partner. Disgusting BBC FIFA World Cup

I'm looking for a poem on the power of women or something on women as equals. There is a lot out there but I just can't find the right thing - I'd love to hear ideas @TashJoeZA Jen Thorpe (Smout) Michnights

100% me at the moment, basking like a lizard