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Fancy Southampton FC to win against Spurs today! #Saints

Abbey Clancy is a terrible role model for young women everywhere, it is a DISGRACE that she 'won' #SCD

Robbie Williams doing that his Swingin' stuff makes me want to shoot showbiz in the face.

Can someone tell me how an anorexic sets a good example to young girls out there? #SCD #abbeyclancy

Says it all... dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti… #abbeyclancy

Mauricio Pochettino confirms that Luke Shaw 's absence from today's game is down to illness. #saintsfc

terrible role model, despicable person and the most undeserving 'winner' in the show's history Abbey Clancy.

Predictions for #Saints v #Spurs today?

Also, Abbey Clancy should not have been on the show in the first place - she is NOT a celebrity?

Hope today isn't the day that #Soldado starts scoring...#Saints #Spurs

Seems you're not allowed to point out facts on Twitter anymore. Whatever, Abbey Clancy is a despicable person. End of.

1-0! #Saints