Tall tranny terrifically & tightly taped

@RandyRoberts86 Claire ‘Turnip’ Jones like this?

Don't wanna be an American Idiot. It's a green day #bondage

Oh Planet Jones, inhabitants are encouraged to keep still & quiet. Here, Citizen #1138 is being helped in this endevour (with the aid of full mouth stuffing and a large ball gag) by the delightful Princess Latex Rubber Doll Will that be enough? (a clue, dear reader: it wasn't enough)

Why are walls and floors *so* damned confusing?!

Lurch

Always fashionably late. Photo by Jamie Mahon- terrible photoshopping (well, GIMPing) of Santa hat by me (sorry Jamie!)

There are a lot of Edgy Comedy Specials these days. It's that thing where comedians cosplay as risk takers and laugh a lot at their own jokes and stuff. You're probably familiar. So Kathryn VanArendonk wrote a useful guide to this somewhat common formula, enjoy vulture.com/article/edgy-c…

Diane Morgan - Am such a huge fan of yours and I know you're a fellow animal lover. This is such a small target - would you consider re-sharing this link shorturl.at/DL478 so this poor mistreated pup can receive the treatment she needs? #philomenacunk

Ok, #TraitorsUK, you got me. I don’t do reality TV at all but this has hooked me despite the absurd overblown theatricality of it all. And no-one is more surprised about that than myself. Paul’s a bona fide psychopath too. Probably.

These are fields a couple of miles away from my house…

Me, innit.

Ex footballer needs to promote their podcast

Brianna Ghey's family in the chamber today and Rishi Sunak uses the line of "he doesn't even know what a woman is", which is sickening. Get this bigot Tory out #PMQs

The grim thing is that normally most in Westminster wouldn’t have batted an eyelid at this. It’s only because Brianna’s mother was in Parliament it’s being picked up. Trans people have slowly become the butt of political jokes under several PMs. This should be a wake up call.

Just watched Dune: Part 2. Fookinell. Watch this at the cinema. Oh, and Hi! Everyone. Hope you’re well (if there’s anyone still here) x

This is bloody brilliant. Bravo sir, bravo.

Pamplemousse.

My latest drive-by of this hellsite is just to urge everyone to watch Shōgun. It's absolutely fantastic. Ok, recommendation done; catch you all again in a couple of months xx

Had a DeWalt jigsaw delivered today (power tools are fun mkay) and inside the sealed, seemingly unopened DeWalt box was…2.57kg of potatoes. I’ve since found that potatoes are useless at making precise cuts in softwood. I haven’t even bothered trying with hardwood.