I’ve restyled a rem song for people in their 50s … ahem

Everybody hurts. All the fucking time.

*takes bow*
*puts back out*

Well that was exciting. Just watched Theme Park Worldwide’s live video of the new coaster at Thorpe park being tested for the first time! 😍

Just saw a post on TikTok about someone they know who named their kid ‘clay ma ta Sean jay’

Pronounced climate change 😳

Ugh. Washing on line. First lot was almost,dry when I put it out. Brought in. Sorted. Second lot was drying until a sudden downpour forced me to bring it in and get soaked in the process 😩

Really enjoyed the Chaucer exhibition at the Bodleian Libraries today. What a fascinating chap he was 😊

Reminded Missp it was our wedding anniversary and made mistake of saying that if we were jws she’d be getting presents. She’s now demanding presents 😂

Mrp woke up today and chose music. We’ve had quite the selection 😳

Had a nap this afternoon and feel amazing. Why is it an hour of sleep a night makes you feel rubbish but an hour in the daytime and you can do anything?!

It was my colleague’s last official day before she retires today. Was very grateful to finally give her the rose I’ve managed to not kill all week 😂

She actually going to be working for a while longer to cover absence as we have a seriously ill colleague who is signed off 😔

Does anybody else find driving mega stressful? I do it as little as possible these days. Hate it.

Ugh. Tried to make the same section of lego THREE TIMES but it’s, unusually for lego, really badly illustrated 😩

Seem to be having a big ol’ thunderstorm 😳

Ever since missp studied at Oxford they’ve never won the boar race I don’t think. 😭

Someone in local fb has asked for someone to come and help with their front garden and nobody has laughed 😳. I need to move. These aren’t my people 😂

Well that was a fun half hour. Cut my finger on the bathroom lampshade. Big skin flap. Much blood. 🩸.

So funny today. The locum asked ‘where do suppositories go?’ I said ‘up your bum’.

She meant which shelf …

#pharmacyhumour

Today’s been a day of ups and downs. Bedtime can’t come soon enough 😴

vm.tiktok.com/ZGe5G16SR/ I got 7/8. Haven’t forgotten my A level Spanish from 32 years ago 😂 💅🏻

Clocks go forward this weekend. Better start getting going to bed early 😂