This quote may hit harder than any in Star Wars

Women carry the Jurassic franchise on their back. They scream, they give us emotions. All the men do is look at the dinosaurs and run.

These are not strays. Beloved pets are heading to L.A. shelters as families face deportation. They need new fosters and forever homes.

12:03 and i have the zoomies

it’s official the studio is my fav modern day show

seth rogen if you’re reading this just know every single episode of the studio has made me sob whether that was ur intention or not thank u

please text me back i’m about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad

just saw superman. that first kiss was fucking insane. I turned to my friend in disbelief. They were practically fucking against that kitchentop. Look at me I’m superman I save squirrels, fight for justice and then make love to my beautiful girlfriend.  Fuck this guy kill him lex

so like why are sleeping bags so expensive

david corenswet’s smile……. yes

nice argument but unfortunately for you i have already pictured you as pathetic teary-eyed lex luthor and me as based chad superman

I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend

thot 70mm daughter or gay 35mm son

ozzy osbourne and trisha paytas being in the same sentence is not something i ever expected if im being honest

had a 22 years old tell me she thought i was her age, perhaps this life is worth living

Anthony Mackie has recreated his iconic meme pose. (Source: fallontonight/IG)

THEY TURNED MY BOY INTO A GIF

i need a complete ban on all things AI and i’m deadass