every now and then i think back to the joe martin stage race circa 2014 (2013, maybe) where the gentleman who was the voice of radio tour couldn't pronounce Bruno Langlois' last name. "attacking from the front is #143 bruno langoleeze" then i giggle. you had to be there.

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I'm happy that it's hoodie season because I hate 99% of my t-shirts but as it turns out I also hate 99% of my hoodies.

Today it occurred to me that one of the things I miss most about working in pro cycling is not really having to pay for bikes and parts.

youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3jYk… wait. so electricians have their own national championship? that's rad. good for them. and it's aired on ESPN? and has seemingly pretty good production values? and has $600k in cash and prizes up for grabs? cycling, are you seeing this?

let's share out of context quotes from cable news pundits. i'll start: "sometimes you get a big dump and it changes everything." - guy on cnn with the magic tv.

bbq. beer. freedom. man. woman. camera. person. tv.

so, anyway, i was promised taco trucks on every corner. with winter weather coming soon they may want to get a head start on putting that plan into action.

my cat just ate an entire pheasant breast and is still uppity that he doesn't have enough food.