We enjoyed our annual viewing of the Absentee Midwest Father Holiday Double Feature of Jingle All the Way and The Santa Clause. We capped it off with the best Absentee Father (although not a midwesterner) holiday film, Die Hard. Way to go, dads!

Lethal Weapon Last Boy Scout (Satan Claus counts!) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Long Kiss Goodnight Iron Man 3 All Shane Black All Christmas It’s not just the season for Die Hard, friends!

2023 . . . Was a year filled with the highest of highs, only to be matched by the lowest of lows. And yet, it still managed to be another year of growth, and goals smashed. Personally and professionally. Life is good. I have so many amazingly supportive people in my life. ❤️

Professionally… The lines in the sand have never been clearer. Which both, excites and motivates me. I am beyond proud of what we are doing & creating here in Minnesota with F1RST Wrestling, and I’m excited about the future. Cheers to a Happy 2024! 😃🍻🎉

I would like an app called Godzillow that showed me home values in areas post kaiju rampage.

The fact that Carl Weathers final tweet was about Burt Reynolds makes me beyond happy. Kindly dissing a jabroni is just… extra. RIP Carl Weathers

For my man Arik Cannon

One of my favorite documentaries. Absolutely fantastic. I learned so much from this film, I think it about it often.

Is Marvel’s Blade reboot this generations Guns N’ Roses Chinese Democracy?

I love the news that there is going to be a horror movie based on the failed Willy Wonka immersive experience as if Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory wasn’t a horror movie already.

one time for valentine’s day i gave my wife a mixtape of me listing off my favorite kinds of dinosaurs

MALL OF AMERICA

WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN ON LMAO

MAKE AMERICA (have a) GREAT (recession) AGAIN!

Now seems like a good time to push for this again. Somebody, please, release Thomas Newman’s score for Real Genius!

Canadian Prime Minister Carney clearly watched Love Actually and took notes.

Shocking. A guy as amazing as Ron Killings deserves to go out in ring, in front of a crowd to at least feel a bit of the love the fans have for him, not with a tweet. Mad respect for the years of gut-busting hilarity and work. Thank you, R-Truth.

Trump’s “two weeks” is like the parent that has zero control who always threatens to count to three.

Has anybody ever seen a pigeon at a bird feeder?

All my traits are toxic to those who are intolerant.