Now that's funny!

Dear Teachers, As some of you may know, if you have any students in your class who identify as Christian, they may ask to be excused from school to observe the Christian holiday of “Christmas,” more popularly referred to as Yom Christmas or Nittel. 1/x

I submitted a paper for review on Monday. Yes, right before Holiday but whatevs. THREE review invitations in <72hrs afterwards. Truly, His Noodly Appendage touches us all in many ways. #FSM #Pastafarian #ChurchOfTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster #AcademicChatter #ScienceTwitter

Edward Gorey’s (1925-2000) Yuletide scenes were always unique, gothic, & beautifully his own 🖤🎄 #Ofdarkandmacabre

Surprising comparison between trucking and #Academia in an article from WIRED #AcademicChatter #ScienceTwitter #AcademicTwitter #ECR : wired.com/story/life-as-…

Someone never watched The Great Outdoors!

Excited to share our latest paper on how chemical communication in wood frogs is influenced by early-life exposure to compounds in #oilsand tailings ponds. Co-leads Chris Elvidge Chloe Robinson in collaboration w/ ECCC SciTech QE3 Research sciencedirect.com/science/articl… #cdnsci

Fun fact: it's short for "Elongated Muskrat". And Teslas suck.

New perspective piece on recent & future oil sands wastewater leaks in AB with Diane Orihel and Chloe Robinson in The Conversation Canada: theconversation.com/as-albertas-oi… Lots of evidence for persistent negative effects on FW animals after short, non-lethal exposures. Society of Canadian Aquatic Sciences @ecotoxcan

I study aquatic fish, not scaleless aerial fish, but on today's walk w/ my dachshund at Lac Leamy I saw this - pretty sure it's an #IvoryBilledWoodpecker #IBW, erroneously though to be extinct. #TeamFish

This is just silly, you suck on the whole thing until the cheese is gone and then spit out the wax.

Happy Birthday to the late #MFDOOM youtube.com/watch?v=e_QQam…

New paper in J Thermal Biology with Jigang Xia @ Chongqing Normal U: parental effects of temp exposures limit developmental plasticity in offspring in viviparous but not oviparous fishes: authors.elsevier.com/c/1hgvu_6zy-E2…

#AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter This week's trend - kinda disappointed fishing/angling/FIE and some of my other attempts to branch out didn't make it: shiny.rcg.sfu.ca/u/rdmorin/scho…

Slurring his words, Trump starts riffing about how he would rather be electrocuted to death than be eaten by a shark.

Ol' Dirty Bastard Chris Farley Michael Jackson

Thread of the most beautiful metro stations on Earth 🧵 1. Toledo, Naples

Goddammit why can't we get anything good in this stupidest timeline? #TysonPaulFight #TysonXPaul #TysonPaul #TysonvsPaul

we go now to Conservative Party headquarters

Cutting CI positions to "save money" directly reduces front-facing services (providing educational opportunities) offered by universities, limits student choices, and may lead to further reductions in enrollment: universityaffairs.ca/news/slim-pick… Carleton University President & Vice-Chancellor of Carleton University CUPE 4600