My heart is bleeding

Traffic officers after finding all your documents are valid. "Mbona unaendesha gari na crocs?"

Wealthy farmers hunifurahisha ajab. Their wives and kids drive the most posh cars in town, wao waking'ang'ana na some old Isuzu or Toyota. My neighbour's wife rolls with a Mercedes Benz S-Class while the husband anasukuma Toyota 110 manual.

Staying alone means that you will be the plumber,mechanic, electrician,chef,baba fua and the breadwinner of the house 😭😭😭( nimeanguka nikianika nguo) 😭😭😭

Nimelipa Super Metro na mia nikarudishiwa change ya 140, mungu akiamua kukubariki anakubariki tu irregardless😌

Biological fathers after you become successful 😭😭🤣

Ujanja is becoming even more prevalent. Kenyans practice it not because it even makes financial sense, but because every interaction for them must have a winner and loser

In the middle of this unamwambia babe look. Anaangalia juu unampiga ki munju, forehead kiss na wink juu yake. Anapiga smitten girl blush. Lover boy typa shii. Would highly recommend. Allegedly. From my DM.

Lord of the Ricks Ati ustawi itakuja baadaye, kwanza tupige sherehe ndio nguvu za maendeleo zipatikane 🤓

Village chiefs are largely misused. So today's evening my cow had smell and wanted to be climbed. Since there was no one , it broke free and went to my neighbours where it was climbed by his bull. The neighbour hears the story , comes and takes my cow when I'm not around

"inakuanga 300 lakini leta tu 100" 😂

Chapati zinajazwa mafuta hadi unashindwa kumbao halafu shida ni wewe. Men go through alot.

Unaweza dhani mtu hataki stori zako but saii everyone is busy trying to stay alive and mentally stable

next week kupanda nduthi utakua unalipishwa triple mayangai.😭😂

"money in your pocket can't hide the poverty in your character"

Money in your pocket can’t hide the poverty in your character

My bedsitter is finally full after starting Life this year January bought a Mattress and a jiko baridi ingenimaliza it’s been a progress thanks to God and really appreciate sleepless nights na kuinama mbaya

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