The Zissou of my childhood represents all the dreams i’ve come to regret

If you haven’t seen the 4-hour hbo documentary, you definitely shouldn’t post your opinions about it on the internet. That is all.

I think it is very important when people on competition shows talk about how confident they are in their awesomeness but they lose.

A few days ago I was completely unaware Carole Baskins existed but now I am 100% sure she killed her husband.

Joe Exotic has unwittingly given the world something to do during this awful time, and that is really the only good thing he has ever done in his life and he didn’t even mean to.

Do you guys remember when My 600-lb Life was a show about morbidly obese people getting weight loss surgery and taking back control of their lives? Now it’s just about watching a year of morbidly obese people not doing what they need. I guess the title is more appropriate now.

If you thought Quarantine part 1 was bad, just wait till the sequel comes out.

Doc Holliday watching the Westminster Dog Show #bestathome Westminster Kennel Club

Same #fuckingbirds vine.co/v/e7AjtMBau9r

More #fuckingbirds vine.co/v/e7AT1g0Klp0

Breaking in my new weber speakers with #sleep #dopesmoker yep #doom #stoner #metal vine.co/v/eT0055OJQQ3

@sweethart49 thanks Sam :)

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what did you do america

When you perform the national anthem "your way", you wreck the whole purpose. Who was that song for, aretha franklin? USA or just you?

Jacque just said "Computers 95 for Dummies."

I just asked my 4-year-old nephew who the president is and he said "mcdonalds trump"

If you say ca-RIB-be-an, you probably say nu-ku-lar

Does the humble dustcap affect your sound? #SpeakerGeek CJ Sutton from Weber Speakers gets to the nitty-gritty: bit.ly/2hlBuvM

#DM3KYLE Boo is Kyle’s friend