Do you also secretly hope your competitors buy you out before you have to get a real job? 😎

Anyone have a Producer.ai invite to spare?

If you think founders look happy, that’s just the manic side of the cycle wait five minutes, we’ll be back to contemplating a career in farming

If you want to go broke, start a startup with friends

Nothing screams leadership like nodding through a meeting and saying “circle back”

In business, “we’re like family” means you’re about to be overworked and underpaid, yep, just like at home

At least indie hackers can always land a design job, we’re pros at Photoshopping MRR screenshots

I literally heard a yogurt delivery founder say, “We’re the Netflix of quinoa” 😎

“We’re pre-revenue” is founder code for “Please clap”

Business success is just surviving long enough for your competitors to die or get acquired

I think entrepreneurship deserves its own logo

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: A startup founder has been spotted sleeping ⚠️

Have you met my co-founder? He’s French, his name is Claude 🥖

Distribution is like dating in your 30s Everyone's already committed to someone else and nobody's checking their DMs 💔

Most of the time “I’m crushing it” means my spirit, daily 😅

I see VCs as drug dealers for entrepreneurs. First taste is free, then you're giving up 20% of your life for another hit of that sweet, sweet, sweet runway 💉

“Touch grass” is actually awesome One minute you’re doomscrolling metrics, next minute you remember the world has colors that aren’t hex codes. Startups kill more lawns than dogs ever did 🌱

English is now a programming language🤖

The best way to increase customer loyalty is to hide the “cancel” button 💯