that fight between your mind and your heart aint no joke

mfs spend 1k+ on a fit just to get rejected by a girl in a shein dress

real

need a girl to swallow my kids like pennywise

sad girls give the best head cuz they dont care about breathing no more

hostage or not sometimes its nice being held

i make bitches laugh just to see if they missing teeth

nothing can be gained without losing, even heaven demands death

call me super glue cuz holy shit do i get attached

your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on read. ok SEENderella

Women be crying over mfs with 1 outfit Bitch u knew he wasn’t gon Change

she said she wants space.. how The Fuck am i supposed to give her stars and planets ?😐

touching your first ten bands is a way better feeling than holding her hand

be her peace bro she already cant see without her glasses

Girls say the dumbest shit during sex like “FUCK ME 😫” WHAT IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING??

when the devil can’t reach you he sends you a little Latina

Women on twitter be like “check out my new manicure”

mfs be like “ily” then make you wanna kys

dating a thick girl hard one argument and shes posting ass on her story