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Welcome to City Slips, home of the biggest shitpost sports gambler in existence. follow me for brain dead piss nukes. ☢️💩

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calendar_today20-08-2016 09:11:52

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I understand why them hoes be getting pregnant every year, these tax returns are crazy bro. You’re telling me I get more money back for more kids? 😭 my wife’s snatch boutta be disabled

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Lowkey, trusted my gut on this and just cashed. JermLays and I are gonna run the model back tonight and see if we can get it. And because I’m dumb, I’m gonna run a 6 legger and hopefully call in sick to work tmmw. #cityslips #poopmaster #Epstein #GRAMMYs

Lowkey, trusted my gut on this and just cashed. <a href="/JermoLive/">JermLays</a> and I are gonna run the model back tonight and see if we can get it. And because I’m dumb, I’m gonna run a 6 legger and hopefully call in sick to work tmmw. #cityslips #poopmaster #Epstein #GRAMMYs
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I straight bought Blazers/Hawks tickets on my anniversary with our 8 month old daughter to hopefully get some Portland Trail Blazers autos! See my boys live the 1st of March! ❤️🤍🖤

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This is the plan. ->Eat Taco Bell -> consume 16 fluid ounces of Diablo sauce. ->Pop a #Cialis mixed with Baja Blast -> achieve flow state (from the cialis) ->Shit my pants. ->Cook a parlay or 5 ->first basket lays JermLays thoughts? Also tailing Parlay Party 🎉 cause he

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Now I’m not SAYING this is gonna hit. But from what I’m SEEING, this seems pretty easily doable if mfs do mf thing yanno? Gambly Bot Thoughts?

Now I’m not SAYING this is gonna hit. But from what I’m SEEING, this seems pretty easily doable if mfs do mf thing yanno?

<a href="/GamblyBot/">Gambly Bot</a> 

Thoughts?
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I ain’t gonna tell you it’s a smart play. It’s more room temp IQ. Run em straight, round robin, and the five leg. At least 3 hit I’m buying a stake in Coors Light

I ain’t gonna tell you it’s a smart play. It’s more room temp IQ. Run em straight, round robin, and the five leg. At least 3 hit I’m buying a stake in <a href="/CoorsLight/">Coors Light</a>
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Now listen, I’m here to cause discomfort and sadness. But there always will be more plays in the Cord from me and JermLays. It’s FREE.99, so the only thing you really have to lose, is your paycheck. That’s on you. We did agree the first 💯 will get their cool own banner and

Now listen, I’m here to cause discomfort and sadness. But there always will be more plays in the Cord from me and <a href="/JermoLive/">JermLays</a>. It’s FREE.99, so the only thing you really have to lose, is your paycheck. That’s on you. 

We did agree the first 💯 will get their cool own banner and