Well, how would YOU like it if you were forced to wear this stupid outfit?

I hate you and everything you stand for

Oh it looked way more than “boring” to me..

No- I- *sigh* What Im saying is, what I managed to see looked like anything BUT boring. Most notably why was my evil counterpart in there?

Cheese.

who gave Kinger a mic

So what? Your arms make great backscratchers! You shouldn’t be complaining.

I’m in your walls

It’s been 2 years. Time sure does fly, huh?

Hey. You throw literally every piece of my merch at the wall.

Buddy, you’re half my size. I don’t see how you’ll be able to throw me at all.

..

So… Now that today is my birthday, you’re all obligated to give me presents whether you like it or not! So hand em over, losers!

tag your friends, need to know who the Kaufmo of the group is

Half of you people have been giving me nothing but corn. You all sicken me.

What a [#%!?]ng narcissist.

You’re one to talk, I’m the one with the built in censor here.