Why do people advertise their thoroughbreds like: “looks and moves like a warm blood”. Really? If it was a warmblood it would be a warmblood. Why is that a selling point? Because thoroughbreds just aren’t fancy enough now a days?

“what do u wanna b for halloween?” .. his girlfriend

doctors prescribing SSRIs are like "you just havent found the right strain yet bruh"

30 & flirty

30 & flirty pt.2

Y’all tell me why I can’t find any bootcut jeans with an inseam shorter than 31” that don’t break the bank please help

Ok twitterverse. Cyber Monday helmet sales?

little miss traumatized by her olympic experience

if your bf likes a girls picture it’s because he thinks she’s prettier than you and wishes you looked like her

i'm reading a book that just said "there is a difference between taking care of someone because you love them and taking care of someone because you want them to love you" and fuck

YO. If anyone in the Weatherford area is looking for extra cash, become an overnight pet/farm sitter (especially if you have horse experience)! They are impossible to find or booked a year out if you do find one.

Coming out of my Twitter lurking to wish MARY a happy freaking birthday!!!!

Strongly considering a return to Twitter lmao hey guys

Why do solicitors not introduce themselves? I literally just went “dude, bro, babe, honey, I’m not interested”

i just realized people who overexplain themselves aren’t looking for validation. they are just used to not being believed - forced to prove their memories, their pain, their worth, their truth - until they’re exhausted from just existing.

Oh also Jack’s still here. Good soup.