Hell ya this is very good

I need someone who is good at photoshop please I’ll pay anything plz twitter do ur thing

All door dashers go to heaven

One K Boz more like it huh

Imma kill myself man

I’m a grown as man and a little cold is ruining my life. Nothing more demoralizing

Arizona I love you and thank u for the lovin me back

And I still gotta go to work tomorrow?

And I’m rich

Rather get shot

Honestly have to tip your hat to the Leafs, nothing but chills watching this surreal series winning goal

Congratulations to my boys, Joey & Anthony Cipollone for winning a National Championship last night with Quinnipiac. Whole family in the picture. Priceless! Couldn’t be prouder @ncaahockey@

The answer you’ve all be waiting for. This is the answer every time. Got this loaded for when the day comes

I’ve been waiting my entire life for someone to come up to me and ask what song I’m listening to

Guys are so sick girls are heartless could never

Go listen to ur favorite song today. Have a glass of your preferred beverage. Your 9-5 starts back up tomorrow. It’s almost your bedtime

Hate to say it but if you put 2 vodka Red Bulls in me I could play in the NFL

Can’t love someone who doesn’t love iron man. One of the best movies of our lifetime. No argument