You know I can put a bullet in your head? Said one drunk dude to another in the washroom. I dont know what they were fighting about, but I was like I believe you and I was out of there with a quickness. Ata mkojo ilipotea immediately.

If you see it in me, it’s in you

TAIMUR IS BACK! At around 6a.m. this morning, my brother called my mum and told her he was on his way back to Watamu. My brother is home. Traumatized But my brother is safe. He is resting. Now we debrief. Thank you to everyone who's been through this with us. God is so so good!

my! mf! landlord! 🥲

God in the Old Testament:

I have screamed... 😂

what if I told you guys I got verified as a bit (I’m being serious this time)

Wameanza ujinga 😂 Anyway I hope at some point they try engineering

I don’t know how to tell y’all without saying it… my ex boyfriend who I have a restraining order against set my family houses on fire while my family was inside 😖🥺

Broooo! What? 💀💀 Hii hasira yote mnatoa wapi?

Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 30 list and came away really impressed. He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30: 1. 4:30 AM wakeup 2. Cold showers 3. Gratitude journal 4. Meditate 5. Dad owns tech company

Bro we was sitting down at the restaurant and I had to use the bathroom and she put her leg out and tripped me lmaoooo .

I always say apply everywhere and anywhere, but what kind of company is this I applied to surely? 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I can't believe it, is this even legal?

We love this don't stop doing it😋😋😋😋

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Dembe

i am 25 years old btw

1 hour later and she still hasn’t deleted that tweet

Sitting this one out for the sake of the brand