I got some dope ass memories with ppl i’ll never fuck with again 🤦🏽‍♂️

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could

im too tired to take pics and prove im still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

How much Tylenol do I have to take to make sure my baby wants to play Factorio with me

“shithead” pronounced with a th

mfw circles

is this anything

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

intuitionmaxxing so hard im deriving things from last principles

Guy complimented my microwave pin and I asked if he knew the band and he said no he just likes microwaves and you know what hell yeah

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

in Python

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

Tech might be the only place where the interview is harder than the actual job

they should invent a kind of wind that doesn’t bluster (or break)

tfw you forget to write a base case for your recursion before calling it