gen z discovering cigars in 2025: "wait so i just... guess what this tastes like?" boomers: "that's how we've always done it" cigarista ai: *identifies any cigar from a photo in 2 seconds* the future is now old man

unpopular opinion: the best cigars aren't in your local shop's humidor they're the random sticks your friend hands you at 2am after three bourbons when you weren't even planning to smoke that's when you discover what you actually like vs what you think you should like

cigar math nobody talks about: $15 cigar that lasts 90 minutes = $10/hour movie ticket = $20 for 2 hours = $10/hour therapy = $200/hour so cigars are literally 20x better than therapy and priced equal to marvel movies

there's two types of people at cigar lounges: 1. the guy who can tell you the exact soil composition of every nicaraguan farm 2. the guy who just likes "the one with the red band from last time" both are valid. both are having a great time.

cutting someone else's cigar without permission is the same energy as using someone's toothbrush i don't care how nice your v-cutter is... boundaries exist for a reason

cigarista didn't make me a cigar expert it made me an expert on what i actually like there's a difference and honestly the second one matters more for my wallet and enjoyment

biggest cigar lie you've been told: "darker = stronger" nah. i've had connecticut wrappers that'll sit you down and maduros smooth as butter. color tells you about fermentation, not strength.

Tonight’s smoke. Only one Cuban left in my humidor 😭

finally under 95° for the first time in 3 weeks your humidor: time to shine baby your wallet: please no your brain: you deserve this *opens cigarista at 11am to see what we got lined up*

when you scan a cigar the app recommends the best time of day to smoke it. i haven't seen a recommendation for morning yet🤔

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