I’m such a “ oh “ ass bitch

writing letters and essays easy asf when you a yapper fr 😂😂

The only thing my dog does that literally makes me so fucking mad for no reason is fart so loud and in my face and still clear the whole room like fuck you and your mama and your butthole bro please leave me alone for 5 hours

men be like “idk what you want me to say” BITCH SAY SORRY

girls be on twitter for 15 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

U always the bad guy when u return the energy

I will no longer be trying to play video games as a hobby. I’m watching my bf finish the fucking Ezio collection for the plot 😂😭 - a beginner who really thought AC was the franchise to start with 🤦🏻‍♀️

I set my name as onion farmer cause that’s what my last name means and it’s fucking funny so these porn accounts message me like “you must be so lonely onion” “I can fix that daddy” like I’m a 22 year old lil lady I’m cackling

Before the porn accounts keep messaging me, I report every single one and screenshot what I can God forbid it’s fake. Have a nice day - daddy onions

That wasn’t an earthquake

J. Cole’s drop just shook the world

The earth shook and I panicked because I thought for whatever reason my dryer exploded 😭 #4.8NewJersey

school is weird because you're always busy and then it's summer and you have all this free time to realize how much it controls your life

when you watch so much youtube you think you're an everything guru