Come healed and be funny

"Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard of things with it." - Chinụalụmọgụ Achebe

Stop bringing Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. We all came there to enjoy the silence and hear voices of birds

born to be a lover forced to master detachment

I love it when the peaceful, kind, and unproblematic lovers find each other.

I post my event, because I no tag you (which gives you a sense of “he tagged me cos I’m a big shot”) you ignore, I see yours I rush, quote and retweet. Mumu Chris pehn! 😂 And all of us are same ndi enugu,ndi igbo? Udo E mee I si m “supporting each other” no wam 21st june🔥

ear freaks are special, I hope they never become a dying breed

That Opeyemi fastfood is really stupid.

I didn’t cry the day my husband died.

My whole body aches

I would have charged 😭🤣

May came and has gone and I didn't dump anything😭

All I need is a long dreamless night rest. CHIM

E get where person go woke reach, you go dey beg make dem sleep small

😳😭😭😂

“Are you still angry?” “No.” “I love you.” “Good for you.”

There are certain words I never thought In my lifetime, could be strung together. One of such many? “3k akara”

Are we going to speak on how broke everyone is or we are going to ignore it? I have not seen things be this bad before.

The one they built for us here,if there is a very strong wind it will carry both you and the bus stop.

😳3k akara?!