"Babe I sent you $40 to buy some makeup" me:

Me making first payment of 50-year mortgage

in your 20s, there will be a boyfriend who always apologizes and never changes. it’s very important that you leave him when you first feel you should

“Styled by me” and it be some absolute bullshit

Coach and Tory Burch you will crumble

My mother will post a picture of me doing anything at all on her instagram she don’t gaf 😂😂

got so strict i dont even want my ex no more and i loved my ex ask my hg

This would work on me tbh

Wa exactly Kartel did mean when him seh “and can yuh tongue tickle my fancy” ?

I love having an unapproachable face😂

Mango

I love Kim Shui

Night shift whooping my ass rn

Night shift is whooping my ass , i refuse to let the last shift take me out 😭

How do you stop puppies from eating every damn thing dem see?

My mama kinda ate making me an only child, I just like to buy a lot of stuff and stay in my room 😭

My female coworker was telling me how beautiful I am and she literally pinched my cheeks, does she know I am a 25 year old big ooman 😭

Why is the prime minister dating Katy Perry 😭