Larian: Stop trying to make durgetash happen. He's a busy guy. He has no time for kissy Me, currently with 19 tabs open, furiously aligning timelines so I can write fanfiction: you can't control what happened before the game larian you can't STOP ME this is CANON

so when is Elon gonna get deported cause he came here as an undocumented immigrant, too can't pick and choose, trumpy wumpy

"are there gonna be pronouns in it" for a crowd that likes to bitch about "seventh grade biology" you sure don't remember anything about "first grade grammar"

Elon musk your website is fucking unusable how much are the fucking sex bots paying you, because you somehow made the problem worse after promising it would be better

"if you hate it here why are you online so much" because nobody wants to hire a disabled freak with no college/trade skills and an unstable work history, especially in the current climate hope that helps

bumble showed me someone named "rose" and then immediately someone named "jose" and so of course my brain went "hose. wait, not wait a second"

oh, were you talking to me? sorry, I was too busy daydreaming about what life would be like if my rights weren't being stripped away from me little by little

if i see one more sex bot im driving a truck into twitter hq im not obviously, i dont even have a license, but like. in spirit. im driving a truck into twitter hq in spirit.

i don't play favorites with any of the baldurs gate 3 companions! unless it's karlach. then fuck you

that's it Elon I'm coming

dog pick a profile picture for more than 6 hours challenge impossible

"history is bound to repeat itself" was a warning, not a challenge

can we skip to the part where Hitler kills himself