Lick my ass when you get done with my cock

Nothing hits the spot like a morning cumshot! Yum! Now lick it up

Throwback to last year with the biggest of boys. Yes, his cum was fucking delicious 🤤 Why, God, why make this man so fucking hot!! Ahhhh!!!

cumdump, up Zeus & Zyzz’s, through curves of cheeks by hooks of schlongs, brings us to an orifice ravenous for titillation by Beefy Boy and Bears. (How Finnegans Wake would sound if James Joyce was a sex-crazed homosexual)

The answer to your problems 😛 Send me a pic of your feet if you don’t want more problems

Chance’s Flamin’ Hot Chunky Cheeks: Lick it to quench it!

My best fwiend Dakota Grizzly sent me feet pics 🤤 This is what his phallic toes & nails do to a man 💦 Jeeesus Christ!!! (If you squint, toes & their nails look like tiny penises. I think this is the subconscious reason for foot fetishes. Look at me, Mr. Freud over here)

Dare me not to lick your feet, I dare you 👅

Holding your breath makes your dick rock solid & orgasms way more intense. You should try it. I’ll help you by choking you 😈

Dad likes em shaved

Your Honor, my client is innocent because free will is an illusion. The Big Bang started all this, so put the universe in cuffs.

Talk to the foot

Squats. Soles, too!

Welcome home

Pull up

Do you like them stinky?