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I just made the clutch move of buying food and then eating the food

A lot of people don't know why they call me chinatown charlie. Until, that is, they see me doing my thing in chinatown.

antisocial and borderline demonic to talk about women that way. take a lap, both of you

Backpacks approrpriate for black tie near me

If you cut through the bullshit and crocodile tears, this is the unambiguous consensus on which politicians from Obama to Trump are in perfect lockstep:

welcome to #fistcity

Cancel my meetings.

Everyone hates the highway but there was not a golden age of lakefront recreation from 1875-1935. a real attempt at city-run nature preservation wouldn't be a return to the past, it'd be something Chicago has never ever done before

My friends and coworkers want me to stop answering questions with "The concept of me knowing that"

Giant green bush cricket on the west side. free or best offer

HR guy fell asleep in the job interview yesterday, then told me the news would take 2 weeks, then rejected me by email after a couple hours. I hope it's not because he had a bad dream!