gordon brown was an idiot wasting millions on giving free tests to anyone over 60 when he could have just told them to test their eyes by driving instead.

"I wont have a business at the end of the year but as long we get Brexit done I have no regrets' You couldnt make this up!

This has aged well. 🤣

Likely to be game over for trump.

The Brexit gift that keeps on giving! It will be additional cost, more bureaucracy and red tape every time you go on holiday to the EU. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-466270…

If only we had such intelligent ministers in our current government, we wouldn't be in the mess that we are in.

Dear Boris Johnson since London is now in tier 4, I'm assuming you will be spending Christmas in No10 this year and not swanning off to The Caribbean or Chequers? Asking for a friend.

No problems with food shortages and shelves will be full of food they said. No need to panic.....This was #waitrose in canary wharf at 5pm today.

Looking forward to the 350 million pounds a week going to the NHS.Only 7 days to go, can't wait! #brexitdividend

No need for me to unfollow him! Going to miss his deranged tweets but guess MySpace might need to prop up their followers.

Seems to be the only way to win in politics nowadays is to tell barefaced lies!

Hoping that all of those protesting against lockdowns, masks, vaccines etc will be the same protesting against voter ID #VoterSuppression #VoterID

This 👇Well said.👏👏

I wonder those who claim that BLM was a Marxist movement, will now also suggest that the Queen is a Marxist for supporting BLM.

🚨 🗣️ MONDAY POSITIVITY KLAXON 🗣️ 🚨 This weekend at parkruns across the UK there were 🥁 📌 1,010 events 😁 142,286 walkers, joggers & runners 🙌 21,112 volunteers 😮 6,331 first timers 🤩 23,307 PBs 🌳 #loveparkrun

No 10 Downing St should be renamed “Hacienda”

#jeremyvine North Korea is the only country that has number plates on bikes.

I know (((Dan Hodges))) likes a good YouGov retweet.😆

Hope that includes a public apology from Mike Graham 🇬🇧 on twitter. 😅