#SurreyBlast A great afternoon at the #Oval

Haven't been to Burger King in years. Went today to get a free Whopper on #freewhopperday only to be told promotion finished at 9 (T&C say 4am tomorrow.) Many other people turned away. Went to Maccies instead and won a BigMac on Monopoly. #PRdisaster #NeverAgain #BurgerKing

Congrats to Argentina and to the GOAT, Lionel Messi, for an amazing World Cup victory.

I forgot my earphones case on quite possibly the worst flight of my life - no luggage space overhead, knees against forehead for 2 hours. Told to contact the airline desk at Heathrow - no one there. Thanks, Lufthansa , never again!

“Why would I marry? It's betting some chick half my net worth that I will love her forever.” read.bi/HZPrYZ

will be pleased that Antonio Nogueira has won the First Division Player of the Month award. #FMH2014

will be pleased that Raul Calleja has won the First Division Player of the Month award. #FMH2014

will be pleased that Antonio Nogueira has won the World Player of the Year award. #FMH2014

will be pleased that Antonio Nogueira has won the First Division Player of the Year award. #FMH2014

will be pleased that Raul Calleja has won the First Division Young Player of the Year award. #FMH2014

will be delighted to have been named First Division Manager of the Year. #FMH2014

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

I scored 21036 points at 2048, a game where you join numbers to score high! #2048game git.io/2048 via Gabriele Cirulli

We are going up! I just guided Yellow Canary to 2nd place in Non-League C football-chairman.com (full version)

Get in! I just guided Yellow Canary to 2nd place in Non-League B football-chairman.com (full version)

Cup winners! Yellow Canary just beat Welling in the Non-League Trophy Final football-chairman.com (full version)

Cup winners! Yellow Canary just beat Mansfield in the Non-League Trophy Final football-chairman.com (full version)

Champions! I just guided Yellow Canary to 1st place in League D2 football-chairman.com (full version)

It seems like #Russia will not #PUTIN a claim for "too-cold-to-annex" Alaska. BA DUM TSS

Come On You Gunners! #BrittishSexPositions