I am probably among the least conspiracy minded people you would ever meet but this is getting pretty nearly impossible to explain.

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say trump nominated that guy just to watch Republican senators get humiliated when they vote to confirm him. They WILL vote for it btw. He'll be confirmed. And then I guess we'll get QAnon shaman ambassador to Denmark. He's a Viking, he fits.

Are we gonna talk about how there were children working as sex slaves on Epstein Island the 7 (SEVEN!) times Donald Trump visited?

The only question Gisele is asking herself right now is whether she should flee to Mexico or Canada.

The treasury announces Americans paid an extra $325 in surplus taxes per household.

The MAGA right having their knives out for Bondi is so funny. Are we all just gonna pretend Bondi isn’t doing whatever Donald Trump is telling her to do?

HAHAHAHAHA Bondi is protecting the PedoGOP, Trump first. Bongino is out. First real job in his life and he barely lasted a couple months.

Tee-hee!!!

While Netanyahu gives the impression he wants a ceasefire, Israel is killing dozens of Palestinians every day, destroying more and more until a ceasefire becomes almost meaningless

The guy who says Jeffrey Epstein is old news also wants to restart a war on Rosie O'Donnell. Something he's been yapping about for decades now. What next? Embargo the Babylonian trade routes?

Yeah guys, just trust the guys who are in the file that there's nothing to see in the file.

I also voted for a blue ticket. Sadly, we lost, and not the Group Of Pedophiles are in power.

Sell everything. Don't wait, sell everything.

You rarely see that bad of a political campaign launch. It looks like he's running for a role in a zombie movie for "probably dead but not completely sure, let's not get too close."

Literally the only moral thing to do.

So, basically, the "For You" page is just right wing nazi spewing nonsense now? Ok, got it.

All the people on twitter offended when they're called nazi look like this: